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Most commonly used form of truth serum!
Lucy: "Tell me what happened, or I'll alcohol the answer out of your a**?"
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MSN Conversation:
Emma: WUU2?
Sarah: ATMIT I'm using my webcam to apply lip gloss! And yourself?
"Andrew Lloyd Webber, you're filthy rich.
Pay to get your face rectified or wear a paper bag over your head!"
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Sane person: "She started behaving like Sarah Palin, so we figured a padded cell was the best place for her!"
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Former teeny bopper, most comparable to Miley Cyrus. To understand Hilary Duff all you need to know is that, let's say, five years ago (2005-ish) she was effectively blonde Miley Cyrus. She sang, she acted - even juggled on request. She was a clean-cut Disney kid, with masses of family appeal. The way, Miley Cyrus broke onto our screens in 'Hannah Montana', Hilary Duff did so on 'Lizzie McGuire'. And you guessed it, she went onto pursue other projects - including countless high profile films, TV shows and albums. Boy, those were the days! Today however, that's all in the past. Over the late noughties she slid from much loved pop icon to washed up former child star (a little like Haley Joel Osment and Amanda Bynes). Now she spends her days...
Actually, come to think of it, I have no idea how she fills her time. She's reached such a sorry washed up state, that who knows? I'm sure she spends her days shopping and grabbing coffee (trying to convince everyone she's still 'it'). And that, my friends, is Hilary Duff in a nutshell. All we'll see of her now is the odd cameo TV appearance. Other than that, it'll seem like she's vanished off the face of the Earth! Never mind, Duff. It was good while it lasted!
Former Hilary Duff fan watching 'Hannah Montana': "This Miley Cyrus reminds me of somebody. But I just can't think, for the life of me, who!"
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Did you ever watch 'The O.C.'?
The thin girl with a face so gorgeous you wanted to eat it!
Well, that my friends is Mischa Barton!
Riley: So, what does your new girlfriend look like?
Michael: No word of a lie - she's in the Mischa Barton league!
Riley: Seriously? You lucky f**ker!
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