Minge ninja

It all happened so rapidly he was in and out like a ninja

You know that guy I took home hes was swift he was like a minge ninja in and out before I knew it....premature

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Wind socking

After anal sex the bowel prolapses

I bummed her so hard i ended up wind socking her

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Festive fanny

Your fanny stinks of turkey and needs a good stuffing

Shes got a very festive fanny its stinks of turkey but defo needs a good stuffing