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When toilet paper has little effect on wiping clean and you are then forced to jump in the shower and then with a soaped up finger, poke around the poo shoot to remove all traces of faeces
'That curry went through me and my shit has spread everywhere, I'm going to need to poke around the pipe to clean it all up.'
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When a female is away from home and unexpectedly starts her period and thus doesnât have a tampon on her person - Tampon tramping will involve the aforementioned female searching through the used tampon bin in a public toilet to find a lightly soiled one to use until she gets home or buys a fresh one.
Girl 1 -âAre you ok Jade?â
Girl 2 -âYeah sure, Iâve just come on the on blob and had no tampons, so Iâve been tampon tramping in the pub toilet
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A person of rather large proportions, most likely as a result of over eating
Have you seen Laura since sheâs been working from home? Sheâs turned into a right champion patty eater
The art of masturbating while defacating
âIâm a bit pushed for time this morning so Iâm going to have to Shit ânâ shake.
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An orgy with multiple participants where the men defecate onto the women's breasts before titty fucking them while all singing 'Shitty titty gang bang we love you' in homage to the show 'Chitty Chitty Bang Bang'
Its been a good week at work so the office is having a shitty titty gang bang
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