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Dane joke

A Dane joke is a very intellectual joke that no one understands except for the person who says it. Dane jokes are never funny, and usually involve things like political issues, grammatical errors or mathematical theorems.

1-Knock knock
2-Who's there
1-To
2-To who
1-No, to whom
1-Hahahahahahaha
2-what the actual fuck
1-do you get it
2-no that's a fucking Dane joke!!!

by Choseseph10 June 20, 2014

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Bock

A ball cock. It usually happens to fat people and their cock turns into a ball because they are so fucking fat.

Hey look at that fat guy
Yeah he's probably got a bock!

by Choseseph10 June 13, 2014

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