Thumbs up if you're watching this in...

What happens when a bunch of fucking idiots on Youtube think of a way to get thumbs up on a video from a year ago or more. It goes like this:

*Video from at least a year ago*

"LULOLOYULUOULZZZZZ TUMZ OOP IF YURZ wochin dis in 2012!!11111!11111111!"

Me: No, I'm listening to this in 1933.

"lulz hipstr fag"

"Thumbs up if you're watching this in 2012."

Me: Kill yourself.

(I have to include the title in the example so Thumbs up if you're watching this in...)

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Misanthropy

If you are a somewhat intelligent and rational person, you will eventually come to the realization that humanity is fucked up and they all deserve to be wiped from the face of the Earth for their stupidity.

This is called Misanthropy. I will be waiting for you when you join.

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Google Plus

All the fun of Facebook, minus all the shit.

Unfortunately the one big downside is that people on Google Plus are complete idiots. I'm not joking.

Pretty funny to read though.

Guy 1: Hey are you on Google plus?

Guy 2: Yeah, sucks how stupid people on it are though.

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America

Here me, all ye assholes! America isn't full of complete retards like the rest of the world thinks it is.

Not everyone is obese here, either. If you're going to lose faith in Americans, just do as I did and lose faith in humanity as a whole.

Because let me tell you, the biggest idiots I've ever seen weren't from America.

America: Hey guys, uh, we actually aren't all obese idiots.

The rest of this godforsaken world: LOLOLOL YES YU RRRRRRRRRR MERICA SUKS N EVRY1 DAR IS STUPID!!!!1111!!ELEVEN!!1

Me: I just hope i live long enough to be able to move to a different planet.

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Walmart

Dumbass central.

Guy 1: Hey, you want to go to Walmart?

Guy 2: Sure, we can laugh at all the idiots there.

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Swag

Makes up a good portion of why the world is as fucking stupid as it is. Coupled with the words YOLO, gay, and fag/faggot, this word is powerful enough to stop an intelligent person's heart.

Man educated by the public school system: #SWAG!

Me: Prepare to die.

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Toontown

The worst fucking MMO of all time.

It's basically Disney Junior rolled into a computer game. You can be an assortment of animals and have to defeat robot lawyers with pranks. Makes perfect sense.

And you can't freeform chat AT ALL. You have to choose from a drop-down menu, which completely ruins the point of chatting in the first place.

Also, houses are useless because you'll never go in them except for maybe once a month.

If you want an MMO like this but BETTER, try Freerealms. It cuts you off from doing quests after a while (unless you pay for it) but it's far better than this abomination.

Small child: HeY dIiD uU pLaY ToOntoWn?

Someone else: No, that game is a piece of shit.

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