Putin

Another word for “anus.”

“For the next medical exam, I will have to put this finger up your Putin.”

“Mooooom! Can you come wipe my Putin?”

“Honey, I’m so horny! Can you please stick it in my Putin tonight?”

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Zelensky

An absolute fucking BOSS. Since February 2022, the world’s prime example of what it looks like to have giant, humongous, ironclad balls. A global hero.

“Wow, that guy just looked his bully right in the eyes and told him to go fuck himself. What an absolute zelensky.”

“Duuude! Bro went full zelensky on this small-dicked, ugly, cowardly nutsack of a human. What a legend!”

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