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V. pul-ing an E-va
1. To say that you will call and when you will call, and not doing so, thereby keeping your significant other in a perpetual state of waiting.
2. To stand someone up for a date
Guy 1: Hey man, I thought you were going out with Justine tonight.
Guy 2: Apparently not. She just pulled an Eva on me
(Pulling an Eva)
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A game where a player goes to wikipedia.org, selects "random article," and sees how many clicks it takes to get to the "Adolf Hitler" article. The player who can do it in as few clicks as possible wins.
Fun to play at the office when one is bored.
Deskjockey 1: Man I'm bored...
Deskjockey 2: Then make some more sales calls!
Deskjockey 1: Naw... Work is for suckers... I know! Let's play The Hitler Game!
'chi-k&n, 'wing N. A nickname for someone with cerebral palsey or other similar mental disorders that cause one's wrist to form inward that causes their arm to take the appearance of a "chicken wing."
"Poor David, the chicken wing. Too bad he'll never be able to tie a noose!"
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V. 1. A prank; 2. buttering the kitchen floor and then calling the house phone causing whoever goes to recieve the call to slip on his ass and make a fool of himself.
Dude 1: Hey, what kind of prank should we pull on your dad today?
Dude 2: I dunno, he's being a douche. I know! Let's butter the floor! (Floor Buttering).
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N. A Painful indentation caused by a belt buckle on the waist. This usually occurs with fat people. 2.When the belt buckle is pulled away from the indented area it can cause excruciating pain for a few seconds.
Fat Man 1: Hey man, I have some serious belt lap going on and it's driving me crazy!
Fat Man 2: Don't pull it out! It's gonna hurt like a bitch!
v. When one takes a massive dump and all seems to be set right in the world.
Wife: What were you doing in the bathroom? You've been in there for 20 min.
Husband: Restoring balance to the force... What do you think I was doing in there?
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'tam-'pΓΒΌn tr.V. To prank somebody through the use of tampons soaked in red food dye in order to have the appearance of real used tampons and sticking them to cars, windows, houses, mailboxes, etc.
Similar to TPing
Tampooning Sandy's car last summer was quite a rush.
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