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'hI-m&n 'b&s-t&r
N. A non-alcoholic beverage containing equal parts of lemonade and Sprite, and a shot of grenadine. As far as the author can establish, the hymen buster was created by D. Iverson at TGI Friday's in 2006.
I'll have a hymen buster to drink.
v. To Leave behind a dank fart in your old lady's closet so that the next time she goes in there she catches a strong whiff and it's stuck in her clothes as well.
Febreeze-
Guy 1: Dude you're so mean to your wife.
Guy 2: I know, this morning I febreezed the FUCK outta her closet.
V. pul-ing an E-va
1. To say that you will call and when you will call, and not doing so, thereby keeping your significant other in a perpetual state of waiting.
2. To stand someone up for a date
Guy 1: Hey man, I thought you were going out with Justine tonight.
Guy 2: Apparently not. She just pulled an Eva on me
(Pulling an Eva)
N. A Painful indentation caused by a belt buckle on the waist. This usually occurs with fat people. 2.When the belt buckle is pulled away from the indented area it can cause excruciating pain for a few seconds.
Fat Man 1: Hey man, I have some serious belt lap going on and it's driving me crazy!
Fat Man 2: Don't pull it out! It's gonna hurt like a bitch!
v. When one takes a massive dump and all seems to be set right in the world.
Wife: What were you doing in the bathroom? You've been in there for 20 min.
Husband: Restoring balance to the force... What do you think I was doing in there?
When an old guy brings his grandchildren to the post office or bank (or anywhere else only old people like to go) and locks them in the car, leaving a dank old person fart behind.
Also works with rotten cabbage locked in the trunk during a hot Minnesota summer.
Grandchild 1: "ewww... what's that smell?"
Grandchild 2: "I dunno, grandpa must have farted before he locked the car! GROSS!"
Grandchild 1: "Ah, he gave us the old Iverson Special."
Grandpa: "Take that Johnny son-of-a-bitch!"
'tam-'pün tr.V. To prank somebody through the use of tampons soaked in red food dye in order to have the appearance of real used tampons and sticking them to cars, windows, houses, mailboxes, etc.
Similar to TPing
Tampooning Sandy's car last summer was quite a rush.