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The act of inserting a tampon into the orifice of a second individual. Does not necessarily imply consent or indicate which orifice.
Origin: tampon + poon + harpooning = tampooning
When my girlfriend is too drunk to change her maxipad it's time to go tampooning!
the female version of a tool. a girl or woman who tries too hard. a poser.lacks the mental capacity to engage in an intelligent conversation. acts stupid on purpose and thinks it's "hott" or cuuute".
That tampoon thinks carson daly is hot
when someone throws a tampon at you as if there trying to harpoon you.
eric: wow that bitch just throw her tampon at me...
jim: yeah she tampooned your arse
the act of using a soiled tampon, yours or another's (eww), as a calling card...usually flinging it against an object making it stick to said object
"That Teresa is one fucked up bitch. She was at Jenny's place, got pissed at her and ended up tampooning the living room wall. What a temper she has."
'tam-'pün tr.V. To prank somebody through the use of tampons soaked in red food dye in order to have the appearance of real used tampons and sticking them to cars, windows, houses, mailboxes, etc.
Similar to TPing
Tampooning Sandy's car last summer was quite a rush.
When a woman abuses her position of authority for personal satisfaction or gain.
I was up for the promotion but I was tampooned by my boss, Mary-Beth, and I didn't get the job.
(Verb)
The forcible insertion of a tampon into a menstruating vagina usually by a second party.
My girlfriend was passed out on my bed and her flow was heavy so I had no choice but to tampoon her.