slurphead

means slaphead, with slurp meaning slap. Created by a very stupid boy from hearing a KFC advert. ("it must be terrible being married to a slaphead") He was certain that they were saying slurphead, and since then everyone has taken the piss but it has now become part of our language

shut up or im gonna give you a slurp round the head!

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runescape

Massive online multiplayer game. Some believe (mainly me) that is the actual real world, and that5 world we think is real is actually computerised. This idea is inspired by film "The Matrix" in which what people believe to be real is actually computerised, and only a small group know the truth.

"Your ignorant its obvious that runescape is real you noob!"

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is this the way to amarillo?

good question? where is it? You could reply:

1.Nope this is glasgow mate, its down the m5, junction 13 and on the left of the services station.

2.Dont see many armadillos around here

3.Dont you dare attempt to rip off a great song!

4.Just carry on singing along with them

5.Why is Marie waiting for you? You dont look like the kind of guy that she would date!

Every night ive been hugging my pillow, dreaming dreams of amarillo....

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( . )( . )

generally meaning female breasts, alot of people like to write this on calculators. Used for making others giggle like little girls.

"You have big (.)(.)" written on a calculator

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fridge magnet

an alternative and politer version of swearing

ah...fridge magnet!
rob schneider is..... a fridge magnet! (rated pg13)

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bullacs

an alterate word for bollocks

ah bullacs, i forgot to wear any trousers

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hibidy jibidy

hib~id~e~jib~id~e

the action of having sex

hes going home to o the hibidy jibidy with his wife

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