1. Hot Incompatbile Bimbo (female)
2. Highly Incompetent Bro (male)
When you have a HIB in your life, you're in for a bad time. Not now, not today, not tomorrow, but one day you will wake up with a realisiation that there is someone better for you.
Logan married a really hot girl with D cups who religiously squats in the gym. Only after a year he realized he has spent all his money on her make up and clothes and now he wants out. He ended up with a HIB!
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A herpes infested bitch... usually very grimey
- synonyms- slut/whore/
" wow, that girl is such a hib!"
" did you hear what the hib did last night?!"
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Person1: Ronda has HIB
Person2: Don't you mean HIV?
Person1: No, HIB. Hair i buy.
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HIB stands for harassment, intimidation, and bullying. This is a real term, and is used by school districts in an attempt to help stop bullying. He who commits HIB is dubbed a โhibberโ. This is also a heinous insult, and very effective as well.
He was suspended on the grounds that he had committed HIB.
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Another term for HIV.
Used by unintelligent people because they do not know the correct term.
Darnel, did you sleep with that fat cow MooLeesha?
"Hell yeah, she was giving it away. She ain't got no HIB or nothin', so what's the big deal?"
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A slang term to describe someone who is like 30 years old but speaks like a teenage girl. They are also ugly and they dress like a homeless child molester.
Don't look, it's a Hib Hib! Hide your identity!
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In sport - To fall at the final hurdle. To snatch defeat from the jaws of victory. To go on a bad run of results just when you are a stick-on for winning the league.
Derived from Hibernian Football Club's (wee team in Edinburgh) unerring ability to shoot themselves in the foot. An example being the Scottish Championship/ Premiership playoff final in season 2013/14. Hibernian 2-0 up and cruising from their away tie at Hamilton then contrived to lose the home leg 0-2 and lose the tie on penalies. Hilarious stuff.
Looks like the home team are going to Hibs it here John.
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