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Abercrombie's Hitch

A guy or girl that uses one or two Abercrombie shirts to look for someone to hook up with.

Pat: Nice Shirt, Abercrombie's Hitch?
Chris: Yep.
Pat: Cool.

by Chris Was Here June 9, 2009


Marine

A crazy, smart, strong, honorable, and one contrased motherfucker. Pretty religious too, don't take any of that respect beliefs or politically correct shit.

Your best friend in the pirate vs. ninja debate.

Better than Chuck Norris.

1. The Marine helped the child on his way to get water from the well and bring it back to the village, while he shot thirty seven terrorists in the face with an assault rifle made of sand.

2. The first Marines were pirates hired to help america in the revolutionary war. A couple of years later they fucked up all the sneaky ass ninjas in Japan.

You thought ninjas were cool...think again, bitch

3. Chuck Norris stared evil in the face, and it backed down.

A Marine stared evil in the face, but before it could move, he ripped off its balls, and shoved it in fear's mouth and decapitatated it using his hands.

by Chris Was Here July 6, 2009

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Abercrombie's Bitch

A girl, or occasionally guy, who's wardrobe entirely, or nearly entirely consists of clothes from Abercrombie and Fitch. These people come from the ages of 12-18.
This is not to be confused with Abercrombie's Hitch, someone who has one or two tees from there that they use when looking for a date, this case is more common.

Chris: Damn, she's so hot...I'm gonna go talk to her.
Pat: You can't...
Chris: Why?
Pat: She's Abercrombie's Bitch
Chris: Damn, she must be crazy, how do you know?
Pat: She has A&F jeans, tee, hoodie...
Chris: You know what their clothes look like, you're Abercrombie's Bitch too.
Pat: Heh heh (the slight giggle is acknowlegemnt of the truth)

by Chris Was Here June 9, 2009

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Sex

Apparently a synonym for about two thirds ow the words on Urban Dictionary.

TWD

Acronym for Texting While Driving

Synonyms: texting, driving, car, gf, sex

by Chris Was Here June 12, 2009

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