Did ya?

It simply asks the question, "Did you actually do that?", however, it drips with sarcastic disbelief or belittlement.
Alternates are "Do ya?" or "Will ya?"

Henry: "I've given up drinking."
Jimmy: "Did ya? I'll buy you a beer at Mulligan's and you can tell me all about it."

Horace: "I have an IQ of 133."
Jimmy: "Do ya? Then why is your shirt on backwards, stupid. Ha, you looked."

Headley: "When I die, I'm going to have my remains cremated and compressed into a diamond!"
Jimmy: "Will ya? It looks like the process has already started on your head, precious."

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superbowl

A forbidden term, now known as "the SB word". It is being replaced by "The Big Game", particularly in commercials for products you might enjoy while watching the game on TV. Of course, if a small retail store would like to leave a million dollar tribute at the feet of the NFL president, then the taboo gets magically lifted.

"Hey Mom, stop on down to Bill's Bakery for a football shaped ice cream cake, perfect for your Superbowl party . . ."

ERRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAOOOWWWW! "Assume the position! You're under arrest for copyright infringement!"

"No, no, I meant "the Big Game! Please, I have a family!"

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throw under the bus

Physically throwing a person under a big, smelly city bus is the perfect metaphor for the act of positioning someone to be ground up under the wheels of the ever rolling omnibus of society in your stead. The bus carries people. The people's weight is what crushes the victim. This setting up of a patsy has an earlier, more agrarian beginning in "throwing him to the wolves." Someone is going down, it's not going to be you, so you select a candidate to feed into the system.

"Throw under the bus"
Every time the president gets in trouble, he'll throw another cabinet member under the bus.

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tool up

In any physical work environment where workers wear tool belts and occasionally remove them, this phrase is a call to arms (or to re-arm).

OK boys, break's over. Tool up!

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postgame

Women keep their sexual activity going after an orgasm and are usually still ready for more. Men literally empty themselves through ejaculation and feel washed out, sleepy, or interested in anything but sex, at least for 20 minutes.

A guy who can keep going, who, even though he has a spent and flaccid penis, is willing to orally pleasure his woman and stay the course, is a postgame hero.

Leave me alone bitch, I ain't no postgame pussy lapper. Where's the remote?

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I call bravo sierra

Bravo and Sierra are two of the military's words used to prevent misunderstandings in radio transmission. They stand for the letters B and S in the same way that Alpha means A and X-Ray means X.

Using "I call bravo sierra" is a more articulate and less crude way of saying "I call bullshit". It also can be a coded way of letting your friends know what you think while keeping the clueless out of the circle.

The phrase has been popularized by the XM Satellite radio team of Opie & Anthony.

Herbert: "I graduated Princeton with a 4.0 cumulative average."
Jimmy: "Did ya? I call bravo sierra."

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tadpoling

Leaving one's seminal discharge on the clothing or body of another, particularly in public. The tadpole image is conjured by the swimming sperm cells.

These guys on Boston's Red Line were jacking off in crowded morning rush-hour trains and tadpoling all the women in their business clothes.

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