omnibus

In reference to a vehicle, typically a bus of ordinary appearance, or in some cases poor repair. Contained within the vehicle is a different dimension with an absence of time, restrained to a warehouse sized area. An enormous rave is persistently in session, with the entire raver population that is participating on a never ending ecstasy roll.

If you board an omnibus, you'll never get out!

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omnibus

1. Another word for a bus, a passenger vehicle which carries many people.
2. A metaphor for society, which, like a bus, carries diverse people on their way to many destinations. This was the intent and meaning of the title of the television show "Omnibus", which told the stories of these people.

1.) The word bus comes from the name of the horse drawn cart known as an omnibus. When it got an engine, it became an autobus. Then the name was shortened.
2.) This melting pot nation is an omnibus of the world's people.

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omnibus

with time running the ironic shadow of the word has vanished, turning into a funny word, the own meaning also lost the element "not learning" in today's dictionaries omnibus -human, is basically a man having a lot of intelligence of random work fields; specialist of everything.

long story short, youd call someone a omnibus sarcastically when someone thinks they are all knowing and peak intelligence

dude1: man this game is so bad, it used to be better 2 years ago
dude2:the game is a lot better than it was back then and your opinion is wrong
dude1: fuckwit, i got 817 hours on the game for the past 3 years and u tryna say im wrong?
*dude1 on his profile:* -rep dude thinks hes all knowing, mf omnibus speakin right there

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omnibus

1. An omnipotent bus. The bus typically uses it's power of omnipotence to ruin future experiences for others.

2. The only living nemesis of the Magic School Bus.

The omnibus created another temporal anomaly.

The omnibus told me how the universe was created and will end.

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omnibus

When some keeps saying the same thing to you over a couple of days.

Or constantly

day 1: omg did you no he dumped her
day 2: yer he dumped her
day 3: he dumped her!
you: yeah you've said you omnibus!

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Omnibus

When I am omnibus I am horny

I am so omnibus even though I’m at a preschool

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Houdini Marvel Omnibus

Similar to the Houdini Cheesecake except this requires more people to burst into the room at the vital moment and do one of the following whilst preferable in appropriate fancy dress:

* Spiderman - do the spiderman to the girl, not forgettting the catchphase "Go web go!"
* Thor - Fling spunk on the lady off a hammer whilst proclaiming loudly "I am mighty Thor"
* Hulk - Give the girl a Houdini cheesecake and say "Puny Human"
* Thing - Same as the Hulk above except the catchphrase is "Its clobbering time"
* Wolverine - Flick spunk onto the lady from 3 fingers and growl loudly
* Daredevil - Backflip into the room and whip the girls ass with any form of whip/rope
* Captain America - Burst in and throw any shield shaped object at the lady before singing the USA national anthem with your hand on your heart

For this to be valid there must be a minimum of 3 characters that take part.

"Lads, that Houdini Marvel Omnibus stunt last nite was class, Dan's mum totally didn't expect it!"

"Yeah good job. I just need to get this green paint off. Next time someone else can be The Hulk"

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