free G

Free 3G wireless service, obtained by borrowing someone's smartphone.

Chris scammed some free G from his friend Sarah by using her iPhone while she was in the bathroom.

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violent agreement

When two people think they are arguing, but fail to realize they actually agree.

Ross: This arena is bigger than the old one.
Morgan: Not much bigger.
Ross: It is bigger.
Morgan: Barely, hardly enough to notice.
Ross: It's definitely bigger!
Morgan: But NOT MUCH bigger!
Chris: Uhhh, guys? You're in violent agreement.

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bacorn

Popcorn popped in bacon fat.

Holly: Do you want some popcorn?
Chris: I'll do you one better! Let's take this bacon fat and pop up some bacorn!

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