ham head

A condition in which celebrities' faces widen with age such that they look like a honey baked ham.

Christos: Have you seen John Travolta and Kathleen Turner? Total ham head!

Chen: I know! What about Vince Vaughn and Jon Favreau? And don't forget about William Shatner... CLASSIC ham head.

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powerdisking

Watching several episodes of a TV show in a row, usually from a DVD box set. This can be done over several evenings, or a marathon weekend.

I missed the first three seasons of Mad Men, so I spent the past two weekends powerdisking all the episodes in order to be up to date for the premiere of season four later this month.

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Like Man

Someone who likes everything you post on Facebook. It's the Facebook equivalent to "Yes Man".

I had to unfriend Brad because he liked EVERYTHING I posted on Facebook. It got really annoying. He was a goddamned Like Man.

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spamku

A new form of poetry, that is similar to Haiku, but doesn't have the same 5-7-5 syllabic structure. Spamkus are made up of random sentences generated to foil email spam detectors. They consist of three unrelated phrases and must originate within spam; therefore, they're entirely computer generated poetry.

Morgan: Why do I keep getting spammed by this website?
Chris: It's cuz they're using a spamku. It confuses your anti-spam software.

Sample Spamkus:

I'm so sorry, dread woods.
Women need money editions.
Samuel Pickwick firmly and hurried into tears.

Hi, earth--one entries. Here is Spencer.
Crazy quick sex merest.
Mother of punch was even more.

I'm sure it will come off, leather-leggings dreams.
Steamy hardcore movies derbies.
Skimpin with whom the same time.

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uPhone

Borrowing someone's iPhone to use for yourself.

Reginald: What's the name of that movie with Kevin Bacon?
Tiffany: I dunno, look it up on your iPhone.
Reginald: I don't have one... but that's okay. I'll uPhone it. Hey Logan, let me use your iPhone. I need some free G.

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noodleshafting

To go skinny dipping with the aid of a pool noodle. May include a boner, but not necessarily.

Chris decided to throw caution to the wind that warm Friday night. He stripped down to nothing, grabbed a pool noodle and jumped into the lake for some noodleshafting.

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divappear

When a person involved in a local theater project acts like a diva and disappears when there's work to be done, or skips out on rehearsals.

Andrew: Does anyone know where Billy is? We need to haul this heavy gear into the theater.
Chris: I saw him earlier, but it's just like him to divappear on cue. He probably fucked off to get a coffee.

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