safe sax

Safe sax refers to light jazz, white jazz, and smooth jazz. It is tolerable, bland, and won't stimulate any dirty thoughts.

Because of the kids we listen to safe sax on the adult contemporary channel.

Horseandbuggy

old fashioned, dated

I can't believe they're so horseandbuggy as to expect me to fill this application out by hand.

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treetopping

Removing the top position of an organization. Costs associated with CEO's usually do not go down when revenue falls. Also, they are comparable to running an entire division. Measurable contribution is difficult to ascertain but the funds freed up are substantial with very little human suffering.

The stockholders were revolting and treetopping the organizations.

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drop dead message

A useless (toy) computer message with no remedial action suggested.
The general meaning is that this is the end of the line and you made the wrong choice in the beginning. Also, a message with remedial action suggested that could have been automated.

I just got a drop dead message that says "UNABLE TO OPEN FILE" as in wouldn't it be nice if the genius programmer would tell us more specifically what the problem is and what we might do about it. If the message says "You must dial a 1 before this number", one wonders why the system couldn't just make life a bit easier.

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safe sux

noun (verb)
To smuggle your own water bottle into some place where you are only allowed to buy it in prepackaged containers at exorbitant prices. This helps to avoid sickness due to unwillingness to pay high prices and trying to tough it out.

I always have (do) safe sux at the stadium.

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untie

Dyslexic spelling of unite.

Seen on some bumper stickers in west central Flevoland:
Dyslexics Untie!

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