Ur Family Tree LGBT

The absolute, downright, worst comeback in ANY type of language. All other “Ur” comebacks are mortals to this one.

Billy- “Hey peter”
Peter-“Hey billy, guess what?”
Billy-“What?”
Peter-“UR FAMILY TREE LGBT!”
*billy’s face then melts, and he is instantly not worthy of hell or heaven, he just wonders in darkness for eternity*

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i'll have two number nines, a number nine large, a number six with extra dip, a number seven, two number forty-fives, one with cheese, and a large soda

Big Smokes order in: GTA San Andreas

Big smoke: “I'll have two number nines, a number nine large, a number six with extra dip, a number seven, two number forty-fives, one with cheese, and a large soda.”

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Floor Puzzle

The act of placing yourself on the floor in a Star-like fashion, then telling your partner to “Put together my peices baby.” Then He/She/It precedes to fuck you like the little bitch you are.

Pitcher-“u want this dick by”
Catcher (Floor Puzzle)-“ya bich”

hillbilly jim

A Wrestler who frequently acted like a hillbilly on telivision in the 70s and 80s. He also got more into his character by fucking all of his kids at the Family Reunion

Rick- Hey Jim, dont fuck those kids
Hillbilly Jim- *precedes to fuck 12yr old nephew*