gammon gateposts

See "vertical bacon sandwich"

She had lips like gammon gateposts

kak pipe

slang term for anus / bottom / arsehole.

He gave her one up the kak-pipe - she loved it!, or...
He's a kak-pipe cosmonaut (gay man)

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mammary dandruff

This is what a lady bears the morning after you've given her a pearl necklace

Bloke: I had a fantastic time last night
Girl: Yeah - but I've got terrible mammary dandruff

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