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Ejaculating onto the ceiling.
"Hey what did you do last night?" says tod
"I did a ceiling cumshot"
"Hey Bill, whats tom mitchells average."
"OH Mate!, he averages 180 on a friday night, what a Fantasy Pig!"
The ultimate pick up line for getting bitches.
'Awkward silence between you and a chick'
"How fats leon?" says moto
'Chick lifts up shirt and reveals glory"
Tricking a girl into thinking your gonna bust.
"Ohhh, Ohhh, I think im gonna cum" Says jimmy.
"PULL OUT!" says samantha
"HA HA, JUST KIDDING, YOU JUST GOT CUM BAITED" says jimmy
"Hey have you seen Moto's Cum Load"
Of Course! he jerked off all over me.
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