Cum Sniffles

Congestion of the sinuses due to (male/female) ejaculate protruding the nose, typically from the act of oral sex.

"Dude, I was eating out my girlfriend last night and she came so hard she gave me the cum sniffles!"

"Gross!"

Cum Sneeze

A sneeze containing (male/female) ejaculate due to having the cum sniffles.

"Last night at the dinner table I had a totally embarrassing cum sneeze."

"Yuck!"

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Cum Booger

A booger primarily made up of (male/female) ejaculate due to having the cum sniffles.

"Ow, I've got a nasty cum booger stuck in my nose!"

"Sick!"

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IP Whining

Exaggerating a statement by saying dot com at the end of it.

"Dude, this meatloaf sucks, dot com!"

"Shut up! I can't stand all your ip whining!"

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Grit Hop

A genre of music fusing punk rock and hip hop.

"Dude, check out this new grit hop CD I bought!"

"Oh wow, this is pretty cool!"