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Congestion

1. People that are stuck in high school (because they couldn’t get into college), the high school state of mind(because they didn’t get to graduate with their class.), or college (because they don't care what they do in life and they get to waste daddy's money on their otherwise worthless education).
2. A person that thinks that they are worthless and is just passing through life oh so sluggish.

There is so much congestion at school you could make a wig out of all the gray hairs lying on the floor.

by DominiqueRB November 2, 2006

13πŸ‘ 41πŸ‘Ž


congested

It means when you’re sick and can’t breath and your noes is stuck with mucus and your face hurts.

My friend was congested so he could not go to school

by Littlesueisdabomb February 25, 2018


Congestant

The act of cumming up your partners nose. Compliments the "Anti-Murine."

Al pulled out and, at his wife Lola's request, busted a large nut up her nose; the congestant took enhanced her cold stuffiness symptoms pronto.

by Luigi Vacoti November 13, 2007

7πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


immaculate congestion

When traffic is backed up for miles on a highway, crawling along -- and then suddenly everyone returns to normal high speeds without passing an accident, stalled car, or road construction.

We spent 45 minutes bumper-to-bumper for no reason?!? It must be immaculate congestion.

by JudyDavid August 7, 2009

6748πŸ‘ 980πŸ‘Ž


prostatic congestion

The condition commonly known as blue balls in males. It most commonly occurs when a man is continually aroused but never actually ejaculates. It is caused by an excess build up of fluid from the prostate gland (the fluid that makes up semen).

I have also heard that it was a build up of stopped blood in the testicles and penis.

My wife and I were making love when the kids came home early and we had to stop. Man, had some bad prostatic congestion (blue balls)!!

by Dick Tater January 28, 2006

43πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž


Morning Congestion

A fake term created by famous American douchebag Dre Drexler. It is non-existent even though he apparently has a spray that gets rid of it.

This spray gets rid of my shitty morning congestion.

by Featuring Young Ceo October 12, 2019

10πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


freshman congestion

when freshman in highschool gather in clusters in the hallways, which makes other people annoyed and/or late to class.

teacher: why were you late to class again?

student: there was a bunch of *freshman congestion*.

teacher:dont get held up again!

by marshallthelaw November 17, 2011