Sir drinks a lot

A friend or foe who is habitually drunk in your presence, or anyone else's for that matter. He is ALWAYS the drunkest person in the room.

Tom: Oi, here comes Sam, and that dope is already three sheets to the wind.
Joe: Yo Sam! Yer fuckin' pathetic dude!
Sam: That's no way to address Sir drinks a lot!
Tom: Whatever, assmunch

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cancer of the prick

Being ineffectual in nearly everything that you do...

"I can't do right by my wife. I work hard all day long and I got three dollars in my pocket. I got cancer of the prick.."

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