When you skull fuck a girl, cum in a bottle of mustard, shake it up, fill her mouth up with the mustard and skull fuck her again.
Bitch said she wanted a sandwich so I gave her a cockmeat mustard gargle.
When you take a French baguette, shove it up a girls vagina until she cums and then eat it.
I didnât only toss that bitches salad, I gave her the crouton too