k-mart board

Cheap-ass $10 skateboards from k-mart that are junk and break easily. Every skate poser in the world owns one.

Skate poser: Hey check out my board!
Skater: What brand is it?
Poser: I don't know.
Skater: is it a k-mart board?
Poser: Yeah.
Skater: Fag..

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noon ball

The act of skipping lunch to go to play basketball. A form of inter murals for aging males to continue playing the sport they love.

Alex: "Hey man you wanna grab some Taco Bell?"
David: "Nah, me and some guys are goin to play some noon ball."