Super-hardcore-mega-bitch

Phil C

1. We told phil to eat a flower and he did, therefore he is a super-hardcore-mega-bitch.

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poof

A scottish term for a man who fucks another man...(Gay)!

I was almost pricked by a poof in the anal area, at the jailhouse!

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girlfriend

(n.)the one human female which holds certain super-human abilities such as: mind control, mood swings, playing tired, breaking the bank, and unlimited talking;

"Uh oh, my girlfriend's calling me."

"Do you mind if my girlfriend comes?"

"My girlfriend says that if I don't know, then she's not telling me. What's that suppose to mean?!?"

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Ass Rocket

Poop,Terds,Crap,Shit. When you terds are shaped like rockets.

Skaz: Man i launched some serious ass- rockets when i ate that steak!
Chubbs: Wow you too!?

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Philma Whole

Name used in Afganistan to describe someone who wants there anus full of dick juice!

Philma Whole is asking me for sexual favors!

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