A 50/50

A girl that appears good looking from either A) going by her at 50 miles per hour, or B) 50 feet away

Did you see that standing on the side walk? She was gorgeous!
We were on the highway, she was probably just a 50/50

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Shower Head

When a woman uses different speeds, techniques, or head positions to make sure that all of the man's needs are met.

Guy 1: I didn't know Jason smoked.
Guy 2: He never has, but he did just get shower head.
Guy 1: Nice, that would make any guy want a cigarette.

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Helmet Child

A person who grows up, and you know they had to wear a helmet, even for the smallest of tasks, such as going to the fridge for a glass of water.

I can't believe they screwed up my order again at that drive-thru, that guy must have been a real helmet child.

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trimjob

When you get a rimjob, and lose hair in the process, or have something stick to your ass hair, and lose hair in the process of removing it.

Guy 1: Dude, why are you walking all bow-legged?
Guy 2: My brother's a jerk and put super glue down the back of my jeans, so I got a trimjob trying to get it all off.
Guy 1: You from Brazil?

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