Hold Your Bacon

To forgo getting some pussy a) In the hopes of getting better pussy later b) Because it's probably a bad idea.

"Dude, Shirley is hot for me."
"Hold your bacon dude, she's got crabs the size of quarters."

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Chupacockrod

The erection you get from watching goat related activities.

I got kicked out of the petting zoo because I couldn't hide my massive chupacockrod!

Kirkulate

To state something in a stilted and overly dramatic fashion.

"John, we've got to... get beer... I... can't... handle this... sober!"
"Dude, don't kirkulate at me, there's whisky at the gig."

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Monkey Up A Stick

Euphemism for rolling a joint.

"The movies about to start dude, monkey up a stick for us."

Magnetits

Tits that are so awesome, you can't help but look at them no matter how hard you try not to.

Dude, how was your date last night?

It was fine until she got all upset because I was staring at her chest. I couldn't resist her magnetits!

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airbender

An extremely loud, powerful fart. An airbender is capable of traveling around corners and breaking windows.

Chuck let loose an airbender in the elevator, I think my eardrum is punctured.

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