LFO

One of the worst boybands I've ever seen and heard. No longer exists.

LFO member: I like girls that wear Abercrombie and Fitch.
Fag: I'm a girl! I wear Abercrombie and Fitch! Do you love me?
LFO members: Oh no. Our cover's blown.
(They then run away like girls)

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GTO

Grand Theft Otto.

Gamer 1: Hey, i play GTO!
Gamer 2: You mean GTA.
Gamer 1: I don't care, I love it anyway!

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UP

University of the Philippines. (Also known as Unibersidad ng Pilipinas)

I'd like to get into UP after 4 years.

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Baka

In Filipino, it means cow or beef.

Baka tastes good when served as bistek.

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actually

The most overused adverb I've ever heard. Used by those whose vocabularies lack adverbs. How annoying.

Girl: Actually, it goes like this. You actually go to school, where you actually get to make out with this actually cute guy. Then you actually get to know his name, actually hook up with him on friendster... (ad infinitum)

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