Floridia

What the state known as "Florida" should be called. If you live there, you are a Floridian, hence your state should be Floridia.

See: Canadia

Resident: How's it goin', eh? Where you folks from?

Tourist: We're from Florida!

Resident: Oh, you're a Floridan.

Tourist: We're called Floridians.

Resident: So, you're from Floridia.

Tourist: No. Florida. Flo-ri-da.

Resident: Right. Floridan.

Tourist: I hate Canadia.

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