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One who has absolutely no idea how to write a rap song, and instead writes one regarding ejaculating on a women's back, and sticking the bedsheets to her so that in the morning when she stands up, she wears the bedsheet like a cape, thus the very popular phrase "superman dat ho." If I personally had the opportunity to assassinate this hollow-minded 17-year old sonofabitch, I would take up on that immediately, although that is strictly hypothetical because I don't wanna get my ass tracked down by the Urban Dictionary guys and cuffed.
FAT BITCH: (while doing the Soulja Boy dance, which makes you look like you have down syndrome with a slight hue of autism)
Soulja Boy Off In This Hoe
Watch Me Crank It
Watch Me Roll
Watch Me Crank Dat Soulja Boy
Then Super Man Dat Hoe
Now Watch Me Do
(Crank Dat Soulja Boy)
Now Watch Me Do
(Crank Dat Soulja Boy)
Now Watch Me--
ME: What the fuck are you talking about, and what are you doing. That blubber-infested jig of yours is gonna burn my eyeballs to the back of my head.
FAT BITCH: It be da supaman, foo'! I'z da hottest shit out durr ryte now, y'hurd?
ME: Well, clearly, you have your head so far up your fat pimply ass that you could wear your colon as a hat. You also need to go out and pick up "Black Sunday" by Cypress Hill, "6 Feet Deep" by the Gravediggaz and "Goin' Off" by the Biz Markie because you are musically retarded.
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A quirky, brilliant bassist who has formulated his own trademark style on the bass guitar involving a popcorn-esque slap and pop technique, combined with his signature technique of strumming out power chords with a fling-like motion (although Stanley Clarke initially invented that.)
Dude, I just saw Les Claypool at the Nokia Theater in Times Square of New York City, and it was literally and without a doubt the most mind-blowing concert I have ever witnessed in my life.
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