Hipsterjism

The jizz from masturbation that a Hipster wipes off his stomach because he has decided that intercourse is no longer 'in'. Translation: He masturbates because he can't get a date, because he doesn't know how to talk to the opposite sex, because he is a FUCKING HIPSTER.

A: So, how was it?
B: Yeah, I wasn't really into her, anyway.
A: But you were talking to her for a while, I thought.
B: (silence)
A: So, you thought your negativity would just eat away at her sense of self worth to the point where she would consider you attractive?
B: That's how it usually works.
A: Hm. Well, what now? Hipsterjism?
B: Where's my sock?

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sweet like deer meat

A level of sweetness. Usually used to express the highest form of sweetitude.

Bret: Here, watch this. On GTA IV, I just stole a fire truck, and I'm gonna plow into this crowd of pedestrians.
Chad: (after watching afore-mentioned virtual destruction) Oooh. That's sweet like deer meat.

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paul pierce face

when someone makes a face like they can't believe what just happened, or they can't believe you just said that

Guy to his friends: she asks me, so I tell her, yes, you do look fat in that dress. And gives me paul pierce face like you wouldn't believe.

pillow fight

n. and v. when straight girls have lesbian sex

So, are Jane and Christy gay?

No, they just pillow fight once in a while.

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tweet with the face space

to indicate that one is not up on current trends by referencing (in an odd way) the names of social networking sites that you really have no experience with

So, I called Jeremy, but he was tweeting with the face space, so I told him I'd call him back later, since I didn't want to interfere with his newfangled electronic masturbation machine.

Cindy told me she was trying to contact me all day. When I told her I don't tweet with the face space, she laughed with understanding, and said she'd ring later. I told her "two longs, one short". She didn't get it.

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pillarbox

Black bars on the side of a 4x3 image on a 16x9 television. Similar to letterbox.

I hate watching old TV on my Hi-Def. Columbo needs a pillarbox. Sucks.

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jesus week

A length of time equaling 12 days.

It's a long trip. We'll be back in a jesus week. See you next month.

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