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Propaganda spouted by right-wing types (e.g. Sarah Palin) and their corresponding networks (e.g. Fox).
Donald Trump: Obama has yet to prove he is a citizen.
Jon Stewart: Quit spreading your Foxygen around. Some suckers are stupid enough to breathe it.
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When you are calling bullshit on someone, in essence saying you don't believe their incredible story. So named for the balloon boy story that ended with Falcon (the boy's name) having been hiding in the attic all day while rescue workers chased the balloon across the country.
Matt: So, I was at the bar last night, and I walked up to hit on this girl. She and her two female friends thought I was hilarious. We went back to my place and I fucked all three!
Mike: And you know what I heard? There's a falcon in the attic!
Matt: Huh?
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(pronounced "four by three safe") When someone is so close to you they are invading your private space, as if you are shooting a scene, and you want the footage to be usable for display on a 4x3 television, even though it is being shot in the era of 16x9 television.
Kevin: Igor got too close to tell me something so mundane.
Megan: I know. I wish he wasn't so 4x3 safe all the time.
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Someone on TV who guesses what's going to happen with the weather.
(imagine a backwards-ass country fuck accent): Honey, the weatherologist says there's a 69% chance of thunder showers, with a 420% chance of embedded supercells.
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n. a grasp that comes up empty, v. to reach out and attempt to grasp something that is totally unattainable (so-named for Hillary Clinton's annoying pursuit of the Democratic primary long after Barack Obama had realistically sealed the deal).
noun: Stop extending your hillareach. I'll get it for you.
verb: I'm still hoping I can get that promotion, but most of me thinks I'm hillareaching.
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The financial principle of bleeding the poor and middle class of any expendable income (and some necessary income) so they cannot buy anything, thus impacting the government-supported mega-corporations and lending institutions, requiring Republican idiots to give them more money to continue their financial destruction of the United States. Amen.
A: Did you hear about AIG? Another quintessential example of trickle up economics.
B: Is my bank account safe?
A: About as safe as a $3 gallon of gas.
B: So, not that safe? I'm not sure what you're saying.
A: Oh, I'm just joking around with you.
A&B together: Aaaaaaahahahahahah.
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The middle of the day. Between noon and 5pm. After lunch, but before the end of the work day. (The opposite of o dark thirty.)
John: Is the meeting this morning?
Bill: No. O light thirty, I think.
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