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someone who didn't do it, but is being pronounced guilty anyway. He is the opposite of OJ, who did it, but got off scott free.
That No-J was convicted of killing his family. But I think someone just snuck in and killed them while he slept. If you just killed your family, could you just go back to sleep?
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Jane needs to let her No-J boyfriend off the hook. Just because he has a hot co-worker doesn't mean they're doing it.
the latest trend in unhealthy thin-ness; thinner than waif
Mike: Man, that ultra-waif model could use a sandwich. I can see her collarbone from 100 feet away.
Shawn: Dude, you ever banged a bony chick? The pain of slamming a bony ass and having those hip bones cut into your abdomen adds to the pleasure of the pork. I dig Scrawn.
adj. Very gay. An out-gayer of gay people. Flaming homosexuals look at you and say "OMG. That dude is G-A-Y!"
Kenny Chesney is gayer than a pink flute. Super cute. Too bad I hate country music.
Time to go to work. Applies generally, to any task/activity. Or, to leave home for one's place of employment. Usually expressed in a dreary, I'd-really-rather-stay-home-and-masturbate kinda way.
Man kisses wife as he grabs his keys. "Time to make the donuts."
Saying, in essence, that you can't answer that question, since, to the Human Resources dept, it might qualify as sexual harassment to say what you really feel.
Them: So, Mike, I heard that the USTTA changed the size of ping pong balls. How big are YOUR balls? Heh heh.
Me: (smiling) HR says 'no comment'.
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Someone else at work: So, have you met Warren's new receptionist, Julie? What do you think about her?
Me: (smiling) HR says 'no comment'. (serious face) Seriously though, she seems competent.
The job that you do for money, but that you don't like, because it's gay.
Chris: Sorry I have to leave so early. I gotta wake up in 6 hours for my gay job.
How George W. Bush says "homosexual".
W: So, Dick, I went to West Hollywood to get a burger, and I saw some a them homosexumables. Some of them looked like chicks. Like hot chicks. It was scary. I found out the hard way. Ever had someone else's balls in your hand? Surprised me there. Boo-ya!