go smoke some peyote

Go away and never come back.

Sam: Hey, can I borrow $50?
Eric: Uh, I loaned you $200 last week. No. You and Phil Jackson can go smoke some peyote.

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B face

v. To inflict damage upon oneself in order to (falsely) blame a group of people that you hate for hurting you. This is most often done as a stunt in order to affect a political campaign.

Hey, it's that bitch from Texas who B faced herself in Pittsburg and blamed a black guy to gain sympathy from voters in Pennsylvania to get McCain into the white house. What a fucking Republican Nazi douche.

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pillow fight

n. and v. when straight girls have lesbian sex

So, are Jane and Christy gay?

No, they just pillow fight once in a while.

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embedded supercell

A ridiculous term created by weather people that has something to do with a tornado. Even though we don't know what the hell that means now, it will soon be common knowledge through overuse. (see more accurate definitions below) It has nothing to do with embedded reporters, or terrorists, or the war in Iraq.

weatherologist bullshit: Microbursts from embedded supercells can cause damaging severe wind gusts anywhere along the line they may form. Embedded supercell mesovortices can also cause damaging winds and even tornadoes.

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slutterfly

A girl who uses Hallowe'en as an opportunity to exercise her inner whore, by dressing like one.

Bob: Did you see Cheryl from accounting yet? What a little slutterfly.
Dave: Oh, I thought she was a slutty nun.
Bob: Yeah, that.

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pinch hitter

Someone who is asked to attend an event at the last minute, replacing an original participant that dropped out at the last minute.

Me: Cheryl, would you like to go to the opera tonight? Debbie couldn't make it.
Cheryl: Oh, so I'm your pinch hitter? Sure, I'll go.

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gay job

The job that you do for money, but that you don't like, because it's gay.

Chris: Sorry I have to leave so early. I gotta wake up in 6 hours for my gay job.

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