Texas

A shit smelling state! Yes they all do dress like cowboys they even were cowboy hats in the gay distict, which means everywhere in Texas. I mean it, I went to Texas by train to visit a museum and you could label them out by the cowboy boots and hick accent.

Fun fact why Oklahoma is better: Chuck Norris is from Oklahoma dumb fuck!

P.S. If You say something bad about Oklahoma Chuck Norris will kick your ass.

Joe: *Gets off the train with Bob in Texas* Hey Bob how can I label out a Texan here?

Bob: Be careful. But you can label them out by the cowboy boots, smell of shit, and hick accent.

"Fuck you texas!"

From: Oklahoma

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