JMFL

JMFL:
Just My Fucking Luck

I was getting a vasectomy and the Novocaine didn't work, JMFL!!!

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LMD

LMD:
Like My Dick.

Positive:
Man, that movie was awesome, LMD!
Dude, that fish you caught is huge, LMD.
Negative:
The ant was tiny, LMD.

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