Bumched Shrit

1. An article of apparel that has become unsightly due to having gotten in the way of a guitra starp.
2. A shrit that has the state of being bumched.
3. An ongoing meh-meh on TDPRI that has reached legendary status due to its association with elevator riding bodybuilders, and oddly obscure tools no one can name.

I have a bumched shrit.