Kawashock

(kah wah shahk') - n. Pulling into the last remaining parking spot only to discover a motorcycle there.

Ted was pulling into the spot so fast the kawashock almost caused a collision with the chopper.

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Shmiddle

noun) The hole in the center of a bagel.

"The cream cheese was oozing out from the shmiddle."

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keyfruit

(kee' froot) - n. The one apple, pear, or tomato in the stand that, when removed, causes all th e others to tumble forward.

When Alice selected the apple, she inadvertantly pulled the keyfruit, sending the entire display crashing down around her ankles. She was so upset she vomited on the floor of the Kroger produce department.

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P-spot

(pee' spaht) - n. The area directly above the urinal in public restrooms that men stare at, knowing a glance in any other direction would arouse suspicion.

The flamboyant homosexual had no respect for restroom ettiquete; blantantly ignoring the P-spot.

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