brownbacking

(1) Fucking yourself with your own legislation.

(2) pulling out my poopy dick from banging my secret boyfriend as a straight married Christian governor of Kansas and slapping said poopy dick all over my boyfriends back because I'm too mad to admit im gay.

Sentence: "hey Rick Santorum," tony giggled mischievously, "wanna get into some brownbacking tonight after your wife and kids fall asleep?"

Sentence (1): I, Kansas governor Brownback, want to ban gay marriage unconstitutionally inviolation of federal law and instead follow the law of the bible, but dagdanbit, I done gone brownbacking myself by passing Amendment 1 "Sharia law" banning our state from following foreign law.

Sentence (2): "hey Rick Santorum," tony giggled mischievously, "wanna get into some brownbacking tonight after your wife and kids fall asleep?"

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