Josh

Josh is fun, outgoing and dramatic. Josh was born in a swamp. He emerged like a mossy swan. Josh doesn't forget where he comes from but tries to forget by buying designer handbags. When Josh is down he wraps his Chanel bag in a blanket and holds it close to him. We all know a Josh. We like Josh. Josh wears speedos all year round. He is strong, handsome and kind. His tank tops are cut into two lines barely covering his manly bosom. Josh also eats a lot of Taco Bell. So much so he can be their ambassador.

If you have a Josh in your life you are one lucky SOB.

"Omg Josh has two gordita crunch wraps in his Chanel bag!"