A Chubby Bastard Baby is when the baby that has just been born and is very fat.
Wife: OMG babe look at how beautiful our baby is!
Husband: Fuckin hell thatâs a Chubby Bastard Baby, Iâm outa here.
When your going for a piss and shut starts shooting out in small lumps.
You: âAhhh what a nice sleep I had time to drain the snake, fucking hell thereâs shit coming out my penis. Owwww it hurts so bad that head was next level babe you making me shit penis god damn.â