nipdart

A bug that no one has ever seen before that lives in your asshole. At the most embarassing moment, the bug appears out of your asshole, bites you in the back of your balls and runs back in your ass.

Damn that nipdart! To this day I have never caught him.

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bologna tits

A woman's breasts that have sagged so much that they look like flaps of bologna sitting on her chest.

After I took off her bra, her boobs fell flat, and I realized she had bologna tits.

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