poophard right now

When you or a person defecates and said material is as hard as a rock.

Dave: “Yoo poop hard right now”
Jake: “I don’t care Dave please leave me alone”
Dave: “Haha just kidding.... unless...?”

Dave took a FAT SHIT thus making him say, “poophard right now” When you or a person defecates and said material is as hard as a rock.