Tiger Woods moment

A conversational way to tell your wife or significant other that you had a 'transgression' -- namely, you screwed someone other than your wife or significant other.

Honey, remember that business trip to Cleveland last year? Well, umm, I had a Tiger Woods moment on that trip and now the woman is asking for child support.

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M.I.A.

Following the Super Bowl 46 halftime show antics by the singer of the same name, M.I.A. is a polite way to describe someone flipping someone else off.

Taylor was tired after a long day in the cube, so when her boss approached her about a drink after work she simply said "M.I.A." and went home.

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