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An mp3 player, made by Apple. Plays music, fits in your pocket, and has a camera, just like any mp3 player should. It may be pricey, but if you look at the iPod touch/iPhone, it may be worth the extra money. It can hold more music than what most people have, which is a good thing, in case you want to add more music. It's more durable than most mp3 players(I dropped mine down a staircase a couple times, and the floor it hit was concrete, and it still works perfectly). You can surf the internet, browse YouTube, mess with countless fun apps, use a calculator to help you with bills or math homework, detonate a bomb(I swear to God, there's an app for that, FPSRussia did it), start your car, call your friends(iPhone), auto-tune your voice, film an elephant for some reason, and a bunch of other crap.
The old iPods were meh, though. Most would recommend a Touch.
This iPod kicks ass. I'm watching FluffeeTalks in English class!
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Most powerful country in the world, and home to the strongest military force to ever walk the Earth, started by a group of rebels. Almost everyone in the world hates the United States, thinking that Americans are ignorant pricks who don't know the first thing about even their neighboring states, and hate people that are not Christians of European decent. although those people only make up a *very* small percentage of the American population. In fact, we Americans tend to hate people like that, because they make the world believe that we are all like that. These people mostly reside in Alabama.
Yes, we do have a lot of problems(like our economy), but nothing is completely perfect. This goes for countries, as well as people. People that hate on America seem to exploit the imperfections, which is easy to do. It would help to do research and find out if the negatives in our community that are so often exploited truly outweigh the positives, like everyone thinks.
Washington D.C. is the capital of the United States of America.
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An uglier, less talented version of most kids his age.
Some fangirls say I'm hating on him because he's a kid, but he's actually older than I am, so that makes no sense.
I'm also not jealous of a kid who sucked L.A. Reid's dick for a record deal, so you can take that argument and shove it in your cooch.
A chorus consisting of only the word "Baby" doesn't make for a good song, and his voice is like sandpaper on the ears of the sane.
Thing 1: HAVE YOU HEARD THE NEW JUSTIN BIEBER ALBUM?!
Thing 2: YEAH IT"S SO AMAZING!!!!! WHAT ABOUT YOU?!!!
Human: No. I'd sooner have Jason Miller clap my ears than listen to that abomination.
Thing 1: WHATEVER! YOU'RE JUST JELLY 'CAUSE HE'S MORE SUCCESSFUL THAN YOU!
Human: I'm a rocket scientist...
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1. The larva of a fly.
2. A person who is a fan of the nu metal band "Slipknot".
(Not always doughebags, one of the nicest people I know is a maggot)
1. There's maggots in his corpse. EEW!!!!!1!!112@one
2. I'm a maggot, and proud of it.
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