Bogan

A bogan is the Mr. Hyde of native people up here in canada. they're the ones who pretty much speak a different language, never look you in the eye, mumble, and bitch unashamedly about the high prices of everything.
They can be seen usually hanging around in packs, down near creeks, on corners, or outside buildings. They prefer listerine or hairspray to alcohol, and buy or steal these things in abundance, so you can see then in the 24 hour supermarkets most of the time.
The usual dress for a bogan is:

Male: too-big black jeans, multi-coloured wind breaker, nasty reboks, beard, pony-tail
Female: too-tight jeans, big spare tire hanging over, too short and tight and low cut tanktop that leaves nothing to the imagination, men's dirty hoodie - unzipped, 3 or 4 little bratty kids in tow - doing whatever they want, without discipline, bow-legged.
Annoyingly bogans will basically talk to everyone, and have no problem asking for money or smokes, mostly in the form of "Hey der budday, you got some smokes der?"
or "hey der budday, you got some change man? i cant get money for da bus and i gotta get to walmart man?"
It's like eboniucs, but retarded...
You'd better watch out though, because they'll mug, rape and kill you faster than you'd beleive. they're basically the scum of the earth, an infestation, leakiing it's way further and further into canadian society. They just eat up all the tax money and have a million kids that they support with welfare.

"Watch out, there's a gang of bogans up there, put out your cigarette and cross the street, or there's going to be trouble"

"Hey der, man, i was gettin a coffee der man, and it cost me like 1.50 der budday, it's so expensive der man, and dey didnt even have butter if i wanted a muffin bro"

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