Hufflepuff

An underated Hogwarts house, Lots of people look down on it. As a Gryffindor, I don't really get it. Maybe because of this, So, basically, all the founders of Hogwarts decided to give the Sorting Hat specifications on what types of students they wanted in their house.

Godric Gryffindor wanted brave students,
Roweena Ravennclaw wanted Intelligent students,
Salazar Slytherin wanted cunning students,
And Helga Hufflepuff wanted the ones that didn't fit any of the other categories.
So, people think that they're the leftovers...
Well, Hufflepuffs are still awesome!

Person 1: "Hey!!!"
Person 2: "Hey!!!"
Person 2: "What house are you in?"
Person 1: "Hufflepuff!"
Person 2: "Ewwwwwwwww"
Person 2: "I'm slytherin! Not a dumb Hufflepuff!"
Person 1: ";-;"

Eliza Schuyler

The most pure cinnamon roll ever. Eliza Schuyler-Hamilton Is the wife of Alexander Hamilton. Her sisters are Angelica Schuyler-Church and Margarita "Peggy" Schuyler-Van Rensslear. She was the second born daughter of continental army general Phillip Schuyler. She had 8 children including, Phillip Hamilton, Angelica Hamilton, Eliza Hamilton Jr., James Hamilton, John Hamilton, William Hamilton, and Alexander Hamilton Jr. And when the Reynolds pamphlet was published, Eliza BURNED Hamilton. (Get it??? Okay, I'll leave now... ;-;)

Me: *Crying* "ELIZA IS THE PUREST CINNAMON ROLL IN THE WORLD!!!!"
My sister: "Why are you crying?! And who's Eliza?! And you named a cinnamon roll?"
Me: "YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND!!! I'LL TELL YOU WHEN YOU BECOME HAMILTRASH LIKE ME!!!"
My sister: "Wait--"
Me: *Slams door in her freaking un-hamiltrash face*
My sister: "Uh... Okay!"
My sister: *Comes back in*
My sister: "So.. Who's Eliza?"
Me: "Eliza Schuyler is Alexander Hamilton's wife..."
My sister: "Ooooooh... So this is Hamilton stuff!"

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