universitis

A state of neurological inflammation in which a projected grander "universe" justifies any actions or beliefs of the bearer. Also see: lighter alternatives to Massiah Complex or alternative words for god: the universe.

Universitis encapsulated: "OMG! Despite my adhesion to dominant left-leaning narratives and ideologies, the universe is just telling me that driving 13 hours to a desert hotspring to consumate this affair will have no marginal impact on climate change as my clam will be so happy!"