idouche

A person who fanatically buys every single Apple device that comes out often on the first day, irrespective of actually using it, and constantly shows it off and brags about it with other fellow idouches, friends, colleagues and often total strangers

Dude, Kevin is such a fucking idouche. He wasted my half an hour showing off his fucking iPad -- like I give a shit. He can't stop talking about it.

I am surrounded by idouches at work. I am afraid I am going to turn into one

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