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Ass-kisser

1. Any of several groups of people who flirt, laugh, joke, or bow down to someone of a higher status or position, in hopes of attaining said position or keeping the current one they already possess.

2. Any person or group of people who connect their lips to a buttocks a.k.a: ass.

3. Your garden variety superstore employee with exception of walmart and target. Most prevalent in high end places such as

Tom thumb, Randall's, Safeway...etc.

1. "Bill is such an ass-kisser, this is the third time he has complimented the boss since that new position opened up."

2. "Whatever you do don't kiss Julia, she has this fetish for ass-kissing, and she uses her tongue."

3. "Hello valued customer! Please turn around and lean forward so that I may better kiss your ass today!"

by CitizensArrest June 30, 2012

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