Slacksquatch

A mystical office creature, the urban equivalent of bigfoot, that is able to draw a paycheck without being seen. It survives by abusing "work from home" policies. This creature is generally shy, but can become agitated when called out on their lack of work output or general demotivational attitude. The Slacksquatch's diet consists mainly of Diet Coke and uncrushed potato chips, but they have been seen consuming the occasional Meat Mountain.

"It's 10:30AM and Todd is working from home again. I swear that dude is a damn Slacksquatch."

Pulling a BM

Showing up late for work and/or working from home and performing only tasks other than the ones you are being paid for while exuding a generally demotivational attitude.

That damn Slacksquatch is Pulling a BM again, he breezed in at 10:30AM and has done nothing other than consume perfectly good oxygen and a gallon of Diet Coke.

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Demotivational

The motivational equivalent of a black hole. If you get to close, no productivity can escape.

That damn Slacksquatch brought his demotivational field to my cube, so rather than being productive I'll be shamefully working from home.